Post by badwolf on Jan 3, 2019 4:30:47 GMT
Grinswoerth
Video playback start
”State your name for the record, please.” *taps cigar ash on the floor* "Grinswoerth"
”Cape name as well.” "Eh... Some call me Chef."
”How old are you?” "twelve" *scratches beard*
”Why become a hero/villain? "Fuckin gold you jambroni."
”Do we have anything to worry about from you?” "HEH HEEEEEYYYY! Grinswoerth is everyone's friend c'maaaaaan!" *shifting his chair closer to the interviewer* "You uhhh like to party buddy? I got you covered."
”Any affiliations we should know about?” "That dumb ass little brat Stasha what's with I work alongside in a legitimate business."
”What do you hope to achieve?” "FUCKIN GOLD YOU PUTZ! This is a business geez." *folds short, pudgy, muscly arms*
Physicians Notes
"Subject is clearly a goblin. Short in stature around three feet in height, in rather good physical shape I suppose *coughs*... Smokes like a chimney though. Typical Goblin features of the red eyes, green skin and sharp teeth. For such a short surely guy he's got some muscle to his physique, likely from working with all those machines he's got on him. His accent is interesting, like if someone was doing a parody of a New Yorker what a weird dude."
Genesis
“How did you come to be a hero?”
"Hero?... Yeah sure why not. Anywho I always had a talent for uhhhhhhhh chemistry. Got kick... er chose to leave Grandfather to pursue other ventures. I set up shop now wit dis Changeling mook what has connections to other lawful and decent business owners heh. Together we distribute very helpful products to heroes what need a little pick me up in battle or afterwards. Frankly sir I've always been pretty good with alchemy and handy with machines. And well you know any Goblin what cant make his own way in the world and his own wealth dont do so well with his kin. I figure since hero work is big business nowadays I might give a little help and make some money, now some may say that's profiting off of war but just listen to my side AHEM!... Fuck those screw balls, they're wrong and I am providing a much needed service in the world. Having said that I feel it is quite a lucrative business and wouldn't mind expanding to a franchise know what I'm sayin bub? Hyeh hyeh."
Power Analysis
"So mister Grinswoerth" *stuffs a dime bag in his pocket* "What manner of abilities do you have?"
"Ah good sir I am glad you asked." *Powerpoint presentation begins as the lights go out, we see a crudely drawn cartoon animation of Grinswoerth in a junky looking mecha suit* "In my particular Gobliney genius I GRINSWOERTH THE WISE! Have invented the mobile laboratory hyeh hyeh. This great device allows me to synthesize ingredients out of many natural sources, ninety pervent of organic life in most realms I travel can be turned into ingredients for my ehehhhhh 'special concoctions'. Please sir allow me to show you our broshure of fine products."
*Grinswoerth pulls out a large scroll containing a list of items and prices.*
(Note: All substances have a chance to cause addiction along with other negative potential side effects. All items cause an additional sense of inebriation All things are permission based effects)
-Slimegel-o shots / 1 silver 10 copper (healing potion in the form of an alcoholic shot made of fermented gel monsters for light physical injuries, works instantly and is only mildly addictive, Some side effect may include drowsiness and hallucinations of an annoying fairy vying for your attention. More than four shots a day may result in Ear slime, temporary loss of motor functions and bowel functions.)
-Bogwart mountain brew / 2 silver (healing brew that works over time for moderate physical wounds. Negative side effects may include nausea, dizziness and mild plant growth on the outer skin, not fatal and mildly addictive. More than two bottles a day my result in swamp breath, rotting of the fingernails and kidney slugs)
-Peachypixiepunch / 5 silver (A healing bottle of mix drink made from peaches, lemon, mint, mango and fermented pixie organs ground and diluted into the drink. has a fizziness that tingles all the way down. Heals deadly wounds bringing someone back from the brink and heals over time... is also just tasty. Drinking more than one bottle every four days will result in hallucinations of angry ghosts from the drinkers past and causing self harm or attacking others at random.)
-GlowNgo Elixir / 3 silver 50 copper (A potion made to refuel any being using a source of magic as fuel, heals only a small amount instantly. Having more than five a day can result in heart palpitations, liver damage and expulsions of burning mana through the rectum. Substance is moderately addictive.)
-Wildblue / 1 gold 10 copper per gram (A powder substance made from mushrooms and fey dragon scales, regenerates magical fuel over time at a high rate. This substance has a high addiction rate, using more than 4 grams a day can result in blindness, loss of speech, open wounds that radiate fey magic and cardiac arrest.
-Phoenix spirits / 1 gold 20 silver 1L bottle (A bright glowing alcoholic beverage that is quite warm. It heals a massive amount of the magical fuel one can have in them, substance is highly addictive. Side effects of more than one use every week is the possibility of being possessed by the spirit of an ancient Phoenix. One who will ignite the body of its host and scorch everything for a square kilometer. This is a fatal interaction for the host.)
-The gypsy / 50 gold per vile 100ml 10ml per dose (A mixture of various magical ingredients are used to fertilize the soil of a special flower. The flower is boiled and the fluids purified and strained. It is used via syringe. The effects of this substance grant the user access to portals in the ether for a half hour making them able to walk through the waking world unseen. WARNING! Creatures in the ether will still see you. Side effects of more than 10ml a week will result in limbs phasing away, blood pressure spikes, visions of ether horrors, stigmata and brain tumors. Substance is highly addictive)
-Crop catail / 80 gold per package or 1 for 8 gold (A dehydrated plant grown in one of the various hells, the user gains greatly enhanced sight, smell, taste and hearing. After one use the user is left somewhat dehydrated and with vertigo, the plant is only slightly addictive. The side effects of more than one every two days is a sentient rash that migrates to your head and burrows in making your brain itch. Not fatal but causes endless irritation that you require antibiotics for.)
-Jack in the box / 68 gold per box of 20 (capsules containing a variety of magical medical grade ingredients, the pills when taken give the user a flaming aura. Any sort of attack unarmed or with a melee weapon will add additional incendiary damage. Anyone trying to harm the user will face down heat of 400c, this effect lasts for one hour. These pills are highly addictive, using more than two a day can result in third degree burns, melting of the teeth, coal mouth and flaming brain maggots... So yeah fatal.)
-Goblin delight /70 gold per package 4 bars per package (A crunchy toffee like candy with an earthy but sweet flavor. When eaten the skin hardens to a rock like state, the user can pull rocks from their body and they will regrow. The user can still feel pain though will not die in this state but is more resistant to physical damage. Substance is mildly addictive, side effects of continuous use or more than one bar a week can lead to kidney boulders, excessive salt and iron in the blood and multiple organ damage. Potentially fatal.
-Icey fey isle / 65 gold 50 silver 1L bottle (A freezing cold citrus tasting vodka that glimmers blue every once in while. The drink has the power of ice giving the drinker an aurora borealis aura around them, the aura enchants the user with frost breath that blasts out for 10 feet at -260c. The effect lasts for 20 minutes, side effects of the drug include exhaustion, temporary numbness of fingers and feet and glowing blue eyes. Substance is highly addictive, if consumed more than once every six days the user runs the chance of cardiac frost bite, icicles in the nostrils, blood congealing and death.)
-Void ichor / 30 gold 20 silver per vile 50ml (A translucent viscous substance that bubbles a bit and whispers incoherently. The substance allows the user to talk over 10 kilometers to any creature via sending a whisper on the wind. When that gust of wind reaches the receiver they hear the message. Substance is not very addictive, this effect lasts for two hours. Side effects of continued use or more than one dose a day results in Dry throat, irritated eyes, excessive mucus from the fingernails and weight loss.)
-Orcish triple distilled Wyrmwine / 90 gold 99 silver per 1L bottle (A drink made from Wyrm blood distilled in a secret Grinswoerth manner. The effect of this drink doubles the users strength for one hour. Side effects include irritability, mood swings and bloody tears. Substance is highly addictive, consuming more than one bottle a week can result in impotence, chronic nausea and vomiting, muscular degradation and liver cancer.)
-Celestial imperial draft / 30 gold per bottle (Made with stolen knowledge from higher beings this beverage sings a heavenly chorus when the bottle opens. The effect of this drink doubles the speed and reflexes of the drinker for a half an hour. Some side effects may include disorientation, shortness of breath and hypertension. Substance is highly addictive, consuming more than one bottle every two days may result in throat inflammation, incineration of the eyes, loss of speech memory and sudden occasional paralysis.)
-Argus potion gin / 50 gold 25 silver per 1L bottle (This powerful beverage is made from the distilled eyeballs of the argus monster in fey secretions. For one hour the consumer has a third person view of themselves from above and can change their view 360 degrees for one hour, the third person view cannot extend more than ten meters. This drink is moderately addictive, some negative side effects may include temporary dementia, dizziness, vomiting of tentacles and temporary decreased lung capacity. More than 1/4 bottle per day can cause a catatonic state.)
- Tiger poly No.3 /200 gold per vile (Made from a Bengal tigers blood along with a few propitiatory ingredients to change the user into a tiger for 3 hours. Substance is mildly addictive, more than one vile every three days can result in fur balls, lung warts, anemia, reversing of the leg joints.)
- Draken poly No.36 / 1000 gold per vile (Made from the ground scales of a blue dragon and Orichalcum dust blended in a secret method. The user turns into a drakenfolk for one hour minus any actual flight or fire breathing abilities. Substance is mildly addictive and has some side effects. Side effects may include auditory sensitivity, headache, ear ache and muscle soreness
- Shark poly No.66 / 460 gold per vile (made from various great white shark parts and bottled siren screams, turns the user into a great white shark for two hours. Side effects of this potion besides it's mildly addictive nature are cramps, muscle tension and constantly needing to move in order to breath. Consuming more than one of these a week can result in extreme hunger for everything, extreme tooth growth stretching the mouth and growing patches of scales on the skin that grind against normal flesh causing cuts.)
Psych analysis.”
"This honorable and noble Goblin is a pioneer of business, beverage production and medicine, I dare say he's one of the greatest minds of our time. His innovations in modern magical medicine and drinks is truly ingenious. Apparently he even has job opportunities for young aspiring entrepreneurs"
Status
Active
Stolen from Facebook profile
Personal Theme Song: Steppenwolf: The Pusher
Personal Quote: "You a cop or somn?"
Martial Status: Married
Video playback start
”State your name for the record, please.” *taps cigar ash on the floor* "Grinswoerth"
”Cape name as well.” "Eh... Some call me Chef."
”How old are you?” "twelve" *scratches beard*
”Why become a hero/villain? "Fuckin gold you jambroni."
”Do we have anything to worry about from you?” "HEH HEEEEEYYYY! Grinswoerth is everyone's friend c'maaaaaan!" *shifting his chair closer to the interviewer* "You uhhh like to party buddy? I got you covered."
”Any affiliations we should know about?” "That dumb ass little brat Stasha what's with I work alongside in a legitimate business."
”What do you hope to achieve?” "FUCKIN GOLD YOU PUTZ! This is a business geez." *folds short, pudgy, muscly arms*
Physicians Notes
"Subject is clearly a goblin. Short in stature around three feet in height, in rather good physical shape I suppose *coughs*... Smokes like a chimney though. Typical Goblin features of the red eyes, green skin and sharp teeth. For such a short surely guy he's got some muscle to his physique, likely from working with all those machines he's got on him. His accent is interesting, like if someone was doing a parody of a New Yorker what a weird dude."
Genesis
“How did you come to be a hero?”
"Hero?... Yeah sure why not. Anywho I always had a talent for uhhhhhhhh chemistry. Got kick... er chose to leave Grandfather to pursue other ventures. I set up shop now wit dis Changeling mook what has connections to other lawful and decent business owners heh. Together we distribute very helpful products to heroes what need a little pick me up in battle or afterwards. Frankly sir I've always been pretty good with alchemy and handy with machines. And well you know any Goblin what cant make his own way in the world and his own wealth dont do so well with his kin. I figure since hero work is big business nowadays I might give a little help and make some money, now some may say that's profiting off of war but just listen to my side AHEM!... Fuck those screw balls, they're wrong and I am providing a much needed service in the world. Having said that I feel it is quite a lucrative business and wouldn't mind expanding to a franchise know what I'm sayin bub? Hyeh hyeh."
Power Analysis
"So mister Grinswoerth" *stuffs a dime bag in his pocket* "What manner of abilities do you have?"
"Ah good sir I am glad you asked." *Powerpoint presentation begins as the lights go out, we see a crudely drawn cartoon animation of Grinswoerth in a junky looking mecha suit* "In my particular Gobliney genius I GRINSWOERTH THE WISE! Have invented the mobile laboratory hyeh hyeh. This great device allows me to synthesize ingredients out of many natural sources, ninety pervent of organic life in most realms I travel can be turned into ingredients for my ehehhhhh 'special concoctions'. Please sir allow me to show you our broshure of fine products."
*Grinswoerth pulls out a large scroll containing a list of items and prices.*
(Note: All substances have a chance to cause addiction along with other negative potential side effects. All items cause an additional sense of inebriation All things are permission based effects)
-Slimegel-o shots / 1 silver 10 copper (healing potion in the form of an alcoholic shot made of fermented gel monsters for light physical injuries, works instantly and is only mildly addictive, Some side effect may include drowsiness and hallucinations of an annoying fairy vying for your attention. More than four shots a day may result in Ear slime, temporary loss of motor functions and bowel functions.)
-Bogwart mountain brew / 2 silver (healing brew that works over time for moderate physical wounds. Negative side effects may include nausea, dizziness and mild plant growth on the outer skin, not fatal and mildly addictive. More than two bottles a day my result in swamp breath, rotting of the fingernails and kidney slugs)
-Peachypixiepunch / 5 silver (A healing bottle of mix drink made from peaches, lemon, mint, mango and fermented pixie organs ground and diluted into the drink. has a fizziness that tingles all the way down. Heals deadly wounds bringing someone back from the brink and heals over time... is also just tasty. Drinking more than one bottle every four days will result in hallucinations of angry ghosts from the drinkers past and causing self harm or attacking others at random.)
-GlowNgo Elixir / 3 silver 50 copper (A potion made to refuel any being using a source of magic as fuel, heals only a small amount instantly. Having more than five a day can result in heart palpitations, liver damage and expulsions of burning mana through the rectum. Substance is moderately addictive.)
-Wildblue / 1 gold 10 copper per gram (A powder substance made from mushrooms and fey dragon scales, regenerates magical fuel over time at a high rate. This substance has a high addiction rate, using more than 4 grams a day can result in blindness, loss of speech, open wounds that radiate fey magic and cardiac arrest.
-Phoenix spirits / 1 gold 20 silver 1L bottle (A bright glowing alcoholic beverage that is quite warm. It heals a massive amount of the magical fuel one can have in them, substance is highly addictive. Side effects of more than one use every week is the possibility of being possessed by the spirit of an ancient Phoenix. One who will ignite the body of its host and scorch everything for a square kilometer. This is a fatal interaction for the host.)
-The gypsy / 50 gold per vile 100ml 10ml per dose (A mixture of various magical ingredients are used to fertilize the soil of a special flower. The flower is boiled and the fluids purified and strained. It is used via syringe. The effects of this substance grant the user access to portals in the ether for a half hour making them able to walk through the waking world unseen. WARNING! Creatures in the ether will still see you. Side effects of more than 10ml a week will result in limbs phasing away, blood pressure spikes, visions of ether horrors, stigmata and brain tumors. Substance is highly addictive)
-Crop catail / 80 gold per package or 1 for 8 gold (A dehydrated plant grown in one of the various hells, the user gains greatly enhanced sight, smell, taste and hearing. After one use the user is left somewhat dehydrated and with vertigo, the plant is only slightly addictive. The side effects of more than one every two days is a sentient rash that migrates to your head and burrows in making your brain itch. Not fatal but causes endless irritation that you require antibiotics for.)
-Jack in the box / 68 gold per box of 20 (capsules containing a variety of magical medical grade ingredients, the pills when taken give the user a flaming aura. Any sort of attack unarmed or with a melee weapon will add additional incendiary damage. Anyone trying to harm the user will face down heat of 400c, this effect lasts for one hour. These pills are highly addictive, using more than two a day can result in third degree burns, melting of the teeth, coal mouth and flaming brain maggots... So yeah fatal.)
-Goblin delight /70 gold per package 4 bars per package (A crunchy toffee like candy with an earthy but sweet flavor. When eaten the skin hardens to a rock like state, the user can pull rocks from their body and they will regrow. The user can still feel pain though will not die in this state but is more resistant to physical damage. Substance is mildly addictive, side effects of continuous use or more than one bar a week can lead to kidney boulders, excessive salt and iron in the blood and multiple organ damage. Potentially fatal.
-Icey fey isle / 65 gold 50 silver 1L bottle (A freezing cold citrus tasting vodka that glimmers blue every once in while. The drink has the power of ice giving the drinker an aurora borealis aura around them, the aura enchants the user with frost breath that blasts out for 10 feet at -260c. The effect lasts for 20 minutes, side effects of the drug include exhaustion, temporary numbness of fingers and feet and glowing blue eyes. Substance is highly addictive, if consumed more than once every six days the user runs the chance of cardiac frost bite, icicles in the nostrils, blood congealing and death.)
-Void ichor / 30 gold 20 silver per vile 50ml (A translucent viscous substance that bubbles a bit and whispers incoherently. The substance allows the user to talk over 10 kilometers to any creature via sending a whisper on the wind. When that gust of wind reaches the receiver they hear the message. Substance is not very addictive, this effect lasts for two hours. Side effects of continued use or more than one dose a day results in Dry throat, irritated eyes, excessive mucus from the fingernails and weight loss.)
-Orcish triple distilled Wyrmwine / 90 gold 99 silver per 1L bottle (A drink made from Wyrm blood distilled in a secret Grinswoerth manner. The effect of this drink doubles the users strength for one hour. Side effects include irritability, mood swings and bloody tears. Substance is highly addictive, consuming more than one bottle a week can result in impotence, chronic nausea and vomiting, muscular degradation and liver cancer.)
-Celestial imperial draft / 30 gold per bottle (Made with stolen knowledge from higher beings this beverage sings a heavenly chorus when the bottle opens. The effect of this drink doubles the speed and reflexes of the drinker for a half an hour. Some side effects may include disorientation, shortness of breath and hypertension. Substance is highly addictive, consuming more than one bottle every two days may result in throat inflammation, incineration of the eyes, loss of speech memory and sudden occasional paralysis.)
-Argus potion gin / 50 gold 25 silver per 1L bottle (This powerful beverage is made from the distilled eyeballs of the argus monster in fey secretions. For one hour the consumer has a third person view of themselves from above and can change their view 360 degrees for one hour, the third person view cannot extend more than ten meters. This drink is moderately addictive, some negative side effects may include temporary dementia, dizziness, vomiting of tentacles and temporary decreased lung capacity. More than 1/4 bottle per day can cause a catatonic state.)
- Tiger poly No.3 /200 gold per vile (Made from a Bengal tigers blood along with a few propitiatory ingredients to change the user into a tiger for 3 hours. Substance is mildly addictive, more than one vile every three days can result in fur balls, lung warts, anemia, reversing of the leg joints.)
- Draken poly No.36 / 1000 gold per vile (Made from the ground scales of a blue dragon and Orichalcum dust blended in a secret method. The user turns into a drakenfolk for one hour minus any actual flight or fire breathing abilities. Substance is mildly addictive and has some side effects. Side effects may include auditory sensitivity, headache, ear ache and muscle soreness
- Shark poly No.66 / 460 gold per vile (made from various great white shark parts and bottled siren screams, turns the user into a great white shark for two hours. Side effects of this potion besides it's mildly addictive nature are cramps, muscle tension and constantly needing to move in order to breath. Consuming more than one of these a week can result in extreme hunger for everything, extreme tooth growth stretching the mouth and growing patches of scales on the skin that grind against normal flesh causing cuts.)
Psych analysis.”
"This honorable and noble Goblin is a pioneer of business, beverage production and medicine, I dare say he's one of the greatest minds of our time. His innovations in modern magical medicine and drinks is truly ingenious. Apparently he even has job opportunities for young aspiring entrepreneurs"
Status
Active
Stolen from Facebook profile
Personal Theme Song: Steppenwolf: The Pusher
Personal Quote: "You a cop or somn?"
Martial Status: Married
