Post by Zonkes on Dec 29, 2018 21:39:12 GMT
Hero Profile - God Mod
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”State your name for the record, please.” “Joshua Veras. I really need to get this done today so I can get my social security and everything setup.”
”Cape name as well.” “Uh… Let’s go with God Mod. Seems appropriate.”
”How old are you?” “I’m 24 years old.”
”Why become a hero/villain? “I just told you. I’m not from here.”
”Do we have anything to worry about from you?” “No. I see no reason as to why we would have any problem whatsoever.”
Any affiliations we should know about? “No.”
Physicians Notes
“Mr. Veras is a human of average build and height. He has dirty blonde hair, and hazel eyes. That’s the extent of it. Mr. Veras seems to be entirely human with nothing special about him.”
Power Analysis
“So. Mr. Veras. Since you are obviously so qualified for hero work. Why should we waste resources trying to train you?”
“That’s just rude, man. I created a database of all the active heroes and villains with the most accurate details about every one of their secrets and abilities. Only I can access it, and it and if you try; you’ll blow up.”
“Kid, your phones password is 1234. We cracked it in 20 minutes. But for some reason, we can’t seem to access this fictional hero database. Why is that?”
Joshua sighs. “Alright, this is going to sound crazy.”
“It already does.”
“I’m not from this dimension. I’m from a dimension where all of this is a collaborative writing project for a bunch of nerds with no lives. One minute, I was writing a post making fun of them; the next; I’m falling through a portal with my laptop and cellphone in hand. For whatever reason, whenever I touch my phone or laptop, they connect to my home Wi-Fi and puts me in contact with the real world. So. That’s why you can’t access it.”
“Alright, you’ve wasted enough of our time today. Just leave.”
“Wait, but. My weaknesses.”
“Fine. Just say them...makes it easier to rid myself of you…”
“Okay. So. I’m allergic to peanuts. I’m completely normal. Losing my phone and laptop leaves me powerless. I can barely throw a punch. And I’m weak to bullets.”
“OUT!”
Psych analysis.”
“Mr. Veras is either insane, or the worst prankster in history. Just ignore him and he’ll go away.”
Stolen from Facebook profile
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Video playback start
”State your name for the record, please.” “Joshua Veras. I really need to get this done today so I can get my social security and everything setup.”
”Cape name as well.” “Uh… Let’s go with God Mod. Seems appropriate.”
”How old are you?” “I’m 24 years old.”
”Why become a hero/villain? “I just told you. I’m not from here.”
”Do we have anything to worry about from you?” “No. I see no reason as to why we would have any problem whatsoever.”
Any affiliations we should know about? “No.”
Physicians Notes
“Mr. Veras is a human of average build and height. He has dirty blonde hair, and hazel eyes. That’s the extent of it. Mr. Veras seems to be entirely human with nothing special about him.”
Power Analysis
“So. Mr. Veras. Since you are obviously so qualified for hero work. Why should we waste resources trying to train you?”
“That’s just rude, man. I created a database of all the active heroes and villains with the most accurate details about every one of their secrets and abilities. Only I can access it, and it and if you try; you’ll blow up.”
“Kid, your phones password is 1234. We cracked it in 20 minutes. But for some reason, we can’t seem to access this fictional hero database. Why is that?”
Joshua sighs. “Alright, this is going to sound crazy.”
“It already does.”
“I’m not from this dimension. I’m from a dimension where all of this is a collaborative writing project for a bunch of nerds with no lives. One minute, I was writing a post making fun of them; the next; I’m falling through a portal with my laptop and cellphone in hand. For whatever reason, whenever I touch my phone or laptop, they connect to my home Wi-Fi and puts me in contact with the real world. So. That’s why you can’t access it.”
“Alright, you’ve wasted enough of our time today. Just leave.”
“Wait, but. My weaknesses.”
“Fine. Just say them...makes it easier to rid myself of you…”
“Okay. So. I’m allergic to peanuts. I’m completely normal. Losing my phone and laptop leaves me powerless. I can barely throw a punch. And I’m weak to bullets.”
“OUT!”
Psych analysis.”
“Mr. Veras is either insane, or the worst prankster in history. Just ignore him and he’ll go away.”
Stolen from Facebook profile
Personal Theme Song:
Personal Quote:
Martial Status:
